Greetings, my dear VIPs.

I come bearing invitations to get you out of the house!

It's been a minute, and for that, I ask your forgiveness - I've had a roller coaster winter, but am prompted by the onset of meteorological spring this weekend + a small pile of vouchers for the Palace Theatre's latest production, "Escape to Margaritaville," which opens Friday, to let you know that if you are interested in…